Lucky Motherfuckers

Some people get all the breaks. Never trust those people.

Our president is one lucky motherfucker. He was born male, white and wealthy. His pop pop gave him a small loan of one million dollars, and he’s failed up ever since. He has never had to deal with consequences because of his incredible good fortune. Also fortune.

So of course he doesn’t see why we would need to prepare for a disease like COVID-19. He disbanded the White House’s pandemic response team years ago. His reason? They weren’t doing anything. It was just a big waste of money.

And of course he believed his son-in-law (another lucky motherfucker) that the disease was a Democratic conspiracy to smear him. It was a public relations problem, not a medical, social or economic problem.

I’m also a lucky motherfucker, so don’t trust me, either.